My siblings are paying for me to see guardians of the galaxy after work today so let’s see what this movie is all about


How do you pronounce your name? My guess is either like Maya or Mia

It’s pronounced “Maia”


9 year olds talking loudly and referencing mine craft let’s plays
Actual hell


This kitten deal is getting real old
Like a kitten is cute for like two days and then the running around and breaking shit gets old


I was looking at your "about" and it said you won't date me >:C I think you'd change your mind after you see my swag >:D

Your chances just went down from zero to negative twelve million



I cant believe my dick ended up here; dmmd told from Minks perspective 



People who use a lack of education to justify subjecting poor people to poverty are fucking revolting. They’ve invented a system wherein poor people cannot obtain a quality education because they are poor and then they use that lack of education to justify their continued poverty. It’s self-sustaining, vile, oppressive, and a fundamental tenet of modern American conservativism.





I’m free


And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness.


I’m surrounded by 9 year olds



When I actually pay for the soy it pays off
I love my “not gonna puke later” drink



luv dese boys